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  1. me,swimming: wow this is amazing i love the ocean
  2. me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
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lyxdelsic:

“hey can I copy your homework?”

“I was gonna copy yours”

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Posted 5 years ago

byerswiill:

I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books… These books are my paddles. I need my paddles!

Posted 5 years ago

dongstomper:

stebbyfrenchguy:

dongstomper:

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

Posted 5 years ago

apricotedits:

One day, our paths will lead us there. And the tower guard shall take up the call: “The Lords of Gondor have returned.”

Posted 5 years ago

noxyouraveragefangirl:

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

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Posted 5 years ago

mjolnirsammy:

writing is great but it’s also insanely tiring because like

  • writing is frustrating
  • not writing is frustrating
  • wanting to write and not being able to is frustrating
  • not wanting to write but knowing you have to because deadlines are a thing is frustrating
Posted 5 years ago

thejonymyster:

ohgrabme:

A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. A GOOD ROMANCE STARTS WITH A GOOD FRIENDSHIP.

a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah. ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”

Posted 5 years ago

audible-smiles:

Why is it always “Dumbledore is my fave” or “Dumbledore is abusive” and never “Dumbledore is so fucking afraid of letting another dark wizard come to power that he channels his own darkness into training a human weapon from childhood to fight the darkness that he knows he can’t while pretending to be the wise wizard mentor that he wishes he actually was wow that is a super fascinating character and we should write all the fanfiction about it?”

Posted 5 years ago

capslockapocalypse:

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

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I couldn’t even read that in my head